Funny Birthday Wishes – Birthdays are cheerful occasions for everyone! It is important to wish friends, colleagues, loved ones, and family on their special day. The best people that one can be associated with the ones who are giving appreciation to funny things in life like these funny birthday wishes.These funny birthday wishes are for your friends, brother, sister, family, relatives, and colleagues. Make them laugh on their special day!
Funny Birthday Wishes
Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!
Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!
Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.
You are just as annoying as you were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday!
Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.
You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!
“Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday!”
“Happy birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true.”
“A wish for you on your birthday, whatever you ask may you receive, whatever you seek may you find, whatever you wish may it be fulfilled on your birthday and always. Happy birthday!”
Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!
You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!
“ Another adventure filled year awaits you. Welcome it by celebrating your birthday with pomp and splendor. Wishing you a very happy and fun-filled birthday!”
“May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day. Wishing you a very happy birthday!”
It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday
Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you older and uglier. Yes, that’s life, my dear. Don’t be fooled by the illusions. Happy Birthday!
You might be getting bigger, but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Enjoy the birthday anyway.
“Happy birthday! Your life is just about to pick up speed and blast off into the stratosphere. Wear a seat belt and be sure to enjoy the journey. Happy birthday!”
“This birthday, I wish you abundant happiness and love. May all your dreams turn into reality and may lady luck visit your home today. Happy birthday to one of the sweetest people I’ve ever
I hope you don’t care that I have bought you a cake to deliver to your mother, congratulate your mother on her work and birth. She was the one who did the whole job, I mean. You cracked out
just a little! Happy birthday!
I booked a visit to the nearby aided living facility for your big day! You will enjoy a 20 percent discount if your room is now reserved! I hope that you have a wonderful day! Happy Birthday, Old
fart! Happy Birthday!
“May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy birthday.”
“Count not the candles…see the lights they give. Count not the years, but the life you live. Wishing you a wonderful time ahead. Happy birthday.”
Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!
You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!
Funny Birthday Messages
“Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.”
“Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage. You are a very special person. May today and all of
your days be amazing!”
Have you ever thought what a stupid douchebag you were when we were kids? Guess what, you haven’t changed at all. Happy Birthday!
If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday!
“Your birthday is the first day of another 365-day journey. Be the shining thread in the beautiful tapestry of the world to make this year the best ever. Enjoy the ride.”
“Be happy! Today is the day you were brought into this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you! You are a wonderful person! May you be given more birthdays to fulfill all
of your dreams!”
A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday, and the next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday!
The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without being wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to someone too sweeter than sugar and too spicy than Mexican chili.
“Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!”
“Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!”
There’s no shame in thinking like a teenage boy when you are old as the hills. Wishing you a Happy Birthday. May you live long!
A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday. I’m glad that you still have your teeth.
Happy Birthday! There’s no one else I’d rather be quarantined with.
Happy Birthday! Sit back, relax, and celebrate how truly wonderful you are with a well-deserved quarantine!
Today I’ll be singing happy birthday to you twice every time I wash my hands and sending lots of birthday love your way. Have a good one!
I can’t wait to be less than 6 feet away from you! Happy birthday!
Another birthday of yours! It seems almost as if you’ve been polluting earth since forever.
Happy birthday. The older you’re getting, the more of a child you’re becoming. Grow up now, will you?
Happy birthday, dear. Smile! Because with your increasing age, your teeth might be gone sooner than you think.
Wishing you a very happy birthday from a safe and appropriate social distance!
Keep Calm and Stay Safe… and have a very Happy Birthday!
So very sorry to hear you’re not well on your birthday. Sending lots of love and happiness your way!
Sending lots of love and a big virus-free hug on your birthday. I miss you enormously, and I can’t wait to take you out to party properly once lockdown is over!!
I wish some people would stop wasting things. Just like you. You are wasting space on the earth and certainly wasting the time of others. Happy Birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends
A star was born on this day. I mean, you were too. But I’m referring to a celebrity.
The night is still young, but you, my friend, aren’t anymore. Let’s still party, though!
Happy Birthday Sister. As a kid, you were a lioness. But with the rising age, you’re becoming a lazy cat.
Today’s the day mom found you in a dustbin. You’ve grown up, but the smell just won’t go away. Happy Birthday to mom’s second favorite child.
I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday!
I wanted to get you something truly amazing and inspiring for your birthday. Then I remembered that you already have me.
Happy Birthday! Don’t forget to iron that birthday suit.
Do you know what amuses me the most? Seeing that you are unable to hide your age even with this heavy makeup. Happy Birthday, loser!
One more year has gone from your life and it seems like you are on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy Birthday!
Those aren’t gray hairs that you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.
Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get up again!
Wish you many more years of tolerating my tantrums. Happy birthday, honey.
No matter how old you are, I will always give you the bigger share of the cake! Happy birthday to you, darling!
You’re [insert age]? Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
[insert age] is a perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!
“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!”
“On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.”
Don’t worry. Those aren’t gray hairs. They’re wisdom-highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.
Funny Birthday Wishes
Night sweats and hot flashes are nature’s way of lowering your heating bill so you can save more money for your retirement.
“It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy birthday!”
“Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!”
Happy Birthday! I’m so pleased to hear you’re over the hill instead of under it.
Happy Birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!
I wouldn’t say you’re old… you’ve just been young for longer than most of us. Happy Birthday!
“Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!”
“When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!”
You’re not getting older… just more distinguished! Happy Birthday.
By the time you’re [insert age], you’ve learned everything – you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.
…at aging. Can you at least try to look older?
You know you’re getting older when an “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.
“Wishing you a beautiful day with good health and happiness forever. Happy birthday!”
“It’s a smile from me… To wish you a day that brings the same kind of happiness and joy that you bring to me. Happy birthday!”
Middle age: that time when you finally get your head together – then your body starts falling apart.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
“Many years ago on this day, God decided to send an angel to earth. The angel was meant to touch lives and that happened! Happy birthday my sweet angel!”
“Sending you a birthday wish wrapped with all my love. Have a very happy birthday!”
Middle age… when “happy hour” is a nap!
How do you know you’ve hit middle-age? In preparation for a big sneeze, you cross your legs really hard and hope for the best!
I can’t believe how lucky I am to have found a friend like you. You make every day of my life so special. It’s my goal to make sure your birthday is one of the most special days ever. I can’t wait to
celebrate with you!”
“A friend like you is more priceless than the most beautiful diamond. You are not only strong and wise, but kind and thoughtful as well. Your birthday is the perfect opportunity to show you how
much I care and how grateful I am to have you in my life. Happy birthday!”